A DECADE OF PROTEST
A PROTEST FOREVER
A nuclear destruction of earth would mean the end of the homo sapiens's civilization after 160,000 years of existence. So, nobody will be able to see this.
The Night Watch. Rembrandt.
Or to read this.
Couldn't we do something to prevent this dead end?
I hereby certify the above to be the original Death Certificate filed in this office.
Monday, May 4, 2015
UNIVERSAL CONFEDERACY OF GALAXIES
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH.
DIVISION OF VITAL RECORDS
Name of the deceased: Humanity.Other names of the deceased: Humankind. Homo sapiens. Homo imbecillus. All people from planet 7Qx-Tlonk (Earth).Age: 160,000 years plus one day.Birthplace: Somewhere in Africa, near a small brook with clear water and a bed of pebbles. Radiant sun. A placenta left over the rocks.Ever in the armed forces?: Yes. From the Caldeo-Asyrian times to present, continually chanting war songs. Mouths holding a knife. Obsessed with dying for the Fatherland on the battlefield. Haunted by ideas of demons, gnomes, apparitions and World Wars.Name of ancestors: Rock Thrower Homo erectus and Straw Picker Homo habilis. Overworked Homo ergaster. Homo superbus.Occupation of ancestors: Reciprocal threatening and stoning for non transcendental reasons. Constant mating.Place of death: Entire surface of planet 7Qx-Tlonk (Earth). Five continents.Manner of death: Mutual nuclear attack from multiple directions after generalized binge drinking and too much ancestral war wailing, after screaming: "For my country!".Date of death: Recently. A few minutes ago.Name of cemetery where entombment will be carried out: None.Unneeded. Without cosmic significance.Name of gravediggers: Not applicable. Not needed.Immediate cause of death: Atomic explosions. Multiple and reciprocal. Despite of iron dome counter-rocket systems use.Underlying cause of death: Human foolishness. As a consequence of extreme arrogance, immoderate patriotism, outrageous idealism, human estultitia, utmost megalomania, undue emotional immaturity and severe delusion of grandeur.
Certifier: Ahura Mazda.Name of informants: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse with their horses, bloody swords, plagues, famine, bows and weighing scales.Present condition of Human species: Extinct. Millions and millions of radioactive contaminated skeletons and beyond recognition burnt bodies, among billion and billions of empty bottles of gin, rum, whisky and vodka, abandoned on the surface of planet 7Qx-Tlonk (Earth). Failed evolution experiment. Almighty's regret. Study material for archaeologists from remote galaxies of the universe equipped with their own Geiger counter. Non important for the rest of the universe.
For a copy of this Certificate mail application with payment of one silver dharma to:
VITAL RECORDS REQUESTAndromeda Galaxy.Postal code: XTE32456074AZ656767XZ876AD
LETS WORK TOGETHER SO THAT THIS CERTIFICATE SHALL NEVER BE WRITTENManuel LassoAuthor of The Butcher of Lyon andEl danzarín de las Fiestas del Tayta ShantiLima PeruTo acquire a copy:
Friday, November 12, 2010
CAPRICE No 24PAGANINIThe scenes of act III of the Tragedy of Prince Hamlet or the dialogues of the second part of Quijote will survive for an indefinite period of time as the works of Sophocles and Aeschylus did. However, if a hunter-killer detonates it, no one will survive to enjoy them.The same will happen to the propositions of the Tractatus Logicus Philosophicus or the Prima Pars of the Summa Theologica. There will be no one who could understand them.What could we say of the lithographs of Toulouse-Lautrec? Or the paintings of Gauguin? Or the Self-portrait of Van Gogh?And what will be the destiny of the Caprice No. 24 of Paganini?Caprice No. 24. Paganini.If someone detonates it...Manuel Lasso
author of The Butcher of Lyon
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BERNARDO: Would it also be too hot?
ORESTES: If you call it hot. I do not know how to call it. The truth is that it would be the worst of hell because temperature could ascend up to ten million degrees centigrade.
BERNARDO: Ten million degrees centigrade? In the center of the explosion?
ORESTES: As you hear, my dear fellow... Where you would like to stand...
BERNARDO: That would be really too hot, wouldn't it?
ORESTES: Well, imagine yourself... If water boils at one hundred degrees. What would happen at ten million? We would vaporize and vanish, without leaving on the floor not even a dirty drop of ourselves.
BERNARDO: Do you believe, sir, that at the gates of Hell the temperature would also climb to that level?ORESTES: Hell?... My dear fellow, you will have to address that question to Virgil or to Dante or to Farinata degli Uberti if you find them somewhere on the road. They might be too old by now. But it is also possible that if you watch them with your binoculars you could see them moving and walking among the flames with the same red headdress and the same bluish green tunics of those times.
Taken fromCritique to Human EstultitiabyManuel Lasso
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAND THERE?
ORESTES: This explosion is quicker than an envious human thought. Infinitely faster than the moving fingers of a clever robber in front of a pocket full of money or of a smiling magician ready to do a trick on us. After the blinding detonation no one would realize that everything had disappeared because there would be nobody to confirm it. At one moment, life would continue as usual with their exceedingly delicious sexual urgency, their philosophical disjunctive and their consecutive dilemmas. On the next, in the middle of the smoke, the colossal explosion with its immense ball of fire would have relentlessly destroyed a great part of that city and would be advancing towards the periphery, as if galloping under the beat of the Overture of William Tell... If you are standing at the hypocenter of the explosion, you will blow up and disappear, together with half of that apothetical and transcendental city, in less than a hundredth of a second, leaving an immense area of black rubble with exposed high voltage wires, leaking gas ducts, fallen sharp objects and fires... So, why would you like to stand there?
Taken from Critique to Human Estultitia
by Manuel Lasso
Sunday, May 30,2010CRITIQUE TO HUMAN ESTULTITIAby Manuel Lasso
author of The Butcher of Lyon.
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BERNARDO: Undoubtedly. But continuing with my questions. Would this explosion be the cause of a great number of deaths?ORESTES: The amount of dead people would be unimaginable. There would be an incalculable number of cadavers resting everywhere like in the times of the Black Death. Worse than that, the bodies of these victims would remain in different positions, on the collapsing roofs of the destroyed buildings and on the devastated public plazas; on their boats, at the shores of the rivers, with a fish moving among their hands, or still holding desperately from the ropes of the church bells. Others would be on the corridors of the demolished whorehouses with their eyes and mouths opened in astonishment while holding flasks filled with ancient oil. What is more, the bloodcurdling rider of the red horse, the one with the sunken white eyes, without dismounting, would roll over the inert bodies with his sword, sticking its sharp tip in their bellies, with mighty thrusts, to confirm that they were dead. There will be no one to entomb them and the carcasses will remain where they fell, for the contentment of the starving and jumping vultures and the voracious carrion dogs.SO, WHY DO WE INSIST IN BUILDING UP MORE NUCLEAR WEAPONS?
ONE DAY, THE WARRIOR INSIDE US, THE HUNTER-KILLER WITHIN US, WILL ACHIEVE OUR TOTAL ANNIHILATIONBUT WE CAN STILL PREVENT IT.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010THE NUCLEAR WINTERTaken from "Critique to Human Estultitia"by Manuel Lasso
author of The Butcher of Lyon.
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... Something that could not even be understood. The worst would be the nuclear winter which will follow soon afterwards.BERNARDO: What is that?ORESTES: I am delighted to hear that you ask this because, as I have explained before, if a nuclear winter is produced, all cinder and residues of the explosion will form a gigantic cloud around the planet. The sunlight will not be seen for an indefinite period of time and all plants and animals will die. It would be like a gruesome and macabre night of unknown duration with demons screaming and howling in the darkness. Besides, the massive radioactivity accumulated in that global cloud would fall over the earth and contaminate all food and water with cesium-137, strontium-90 and Iodine-131. There would be nothing to eat or drink, not even a little red hot pepper which was intended to be used in a Kung Pao Chicken. The horses of the Apocalypse will have no hay or water to consume either. They will remain neighing and snorting, waiting for everybody to expire before departing. In a short lapse the entire humanity will have ceased to exist with all its hatred and bellicosity.BERNARDO: Would the horsemen have anything to eat or drink?ORESTES: Don't worry about them because they are biblical and do not eat or drink like us.BERNARDO: But they drink beer and wine.ORESTES: No, they don't. They drink blood and feed on rotting flesh.BERNARDO: I understand. So, the entire humanity would become extinct?ORESTES: As simple as that, sir.
Monday, June 15, 2009KING RICHARD III
BERNARDO: Then, what can we do, sir?ORESTES: It is very simple... As King Richard III used to say: “Chop their heads and tails off!”BERNARDO: Of course. It is obvious that without their tails they could not go anywhere. But besides that, what else can the nations do?
Taken from Critique of Human Estultitiaby Manuel Lasso
Monday, June 8, 2009DANTEWhat will Dante and Virgilio think of the extraordinary amount of dead bodies caused by a nuclear counterattack inflicted on a dim witted leader who thought that following his own nuclear aggression his nation would remain unharmed?
Saturday, February 28, 2009
From CRITIQUE TO HUMAN ESTULTITIA
by Manuel Lasso
BERNARDO: Nothing would remain intact?
ORESTES: Absolutely nothing. The carbonized birds will drop over the ashes like hot stones. Everything would be transformed into a desolated place covered by cinders and leafless little trees. Below those trees, in that metafinite cosmos, under the shadow of its branches, we will keep waiting for Godot, eating carrots and announcing with Estragon that there is still nothing to do.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008WANTED:
DEAD OR ALIVE
FOR SPONSORING OR INITIATING NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION
Tuesday, November 25, 2008WHAT WOULD THESE THINKERS TELL US ABOUT OUR INCLINATION TO MAKE WAR EVEN WHEN WE COULD SACRIFICE OURSELVES IN A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST?
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
WILL THE 8,000 TERRACOTTA STATUES OF THE WARRIORS OF EMPEROR QIN SHI HUANG BE DESTROYED OR TURNED INTO LITTLE PIECES BY A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION?
It will depend of the nearness of the explosion.
However, if they are not vaporized and Human Estultitia brings a nuclear winter over this planet these terracotta statues of the warriors of emperor Qin Shi Huang will remain standing; but there will be no one to take care of them or to visit them.
Friday, November 21, 2008
WILL MACHU PICCHU BE DESTROYED DURING NUCLEAR ANIHILATION?
Machu Picchu will not be destroyed; but it will remain covered by a radioactive dust.If the human species disappears, the ruins will be populated by insects and some inferior animals.